I know you. You're not like the other adult webmasters. You're not a player but you're not a newbie. You've been at this crazy online porn thing for quite a while now and no matter what you do or how hard you try, it just isn't happening.

"There are literally hundreds of adult Internet companies that need solid employees. Online porn is hiring and it's up to you to get the job."

It's not that you don't get it. Oh, you get it. You know it. You've read it and practiced it. You've put it on the web. You've done everything the lessons; tutorials and gurus tell you to do. You've tweaked until you're weak. You've tried niche after niche and format after format. You did galleries. You built free sites and hubs. You've dabbled in AVS and alternative sponsors. You've learned software you didn't know and mastered code that was once incomprehensible. You know the steps but no matter how far you've traveled, you just can't seem to find the path to success as an adult webmaster.

I know you because I am you.

I did the things you did. I read all there was to read. I hung on the boards, looking for tidbits of wisdom and tips on the next, big thing. I did galleries and free sites and hubs. I tried niche after niche and format after format. I dabbled in AVS and alternative sponsors. I've learned software I didn't know and mastered code that was once incomprehensible. I read the lessons and tutorials. I picked the brains of gurus. I spent forever trying to be a big dog.

You know what I discovered? I don't want to be a big dog. I don't want to be a major player. I don't want the hassle. I don't want the stress. I don't to spend my days running a large adult Internet anything. I discovered that I would much rather do what I love. The day I discovered this, everything just fell into place.

I love the Internet. I love making websites. I love learning about new and unfamiliar software and technologies. I love reading and discerning marketing trends. I love keeping tabs on legislation and legislators that are trying to suppress free speech and oppress hard working citizens. I love the adult Internet because it's the most exciting industry in the world to me. Most of all I love writing about it and lucky for me, I'm good at writing about it.

Are you like me?

Are you a person that has the talent and fortitude for some things but not everything? Are you a person that would rather work for someone else? Are you the type that is a lousy boss but a great employee? If you are, then the adult Internet wants you!

It takes all kinds to make the online porn industry work. You don't have to be a paysite owner or TGP master. You don't have to spend your own dough on content and hosting and software and scripts. You don't have to spend your every waking hour working your ass off for no money. Instead, you could work for someone else.

There are literally hundreds of adult Internet companies that need solid employees. They need site administrators, programmers, marketing reps, graphic artists, video editors and writers. These adult companies want to hire people like you. They want people that understand and accept this business. They want people that can do their jobs without acting silly just because that job involves boobies. Online porn is hiring and it's up to you to get the job.

Read the boards. Read ALL the boards. Look out for those "Now Hiring" posts. Some boards have special forums dedicated to job listings within our industry. When someone posts a job you know you can do, send a resume. List your talents and skills. Detail your relative work experience. Keep trying until you get the job that's right for you.

Sure, everybody wants to be rich and powerful. That is, until they find out that they're not cut out for it. It takes a special kind of person to be a major player, the kind of person smart enough to hire good employees.

You could toil for years and never become the mogul of your fantasy. You could also accept your limits, embrace your strengths and be a success at being a valued member of an adult company.

I know you. I am you. Do what I did. Find a good company and get that job because the adult Internet wants you!