"Mankind might never achieve perfection but that's not going to stop us from trying to manufacture it. Sex dolls are a freaking modern miracle."

From Venus to Pygmalion, men have been searching for the perfect woman. Of course, there is no such thing as the perfect woman. If there were, she'd be hooked up with the perfect man and we all know that ain't happening.

Let's face it. Sex is easy. Humans are not. Sex is fun. Love is great until it goes unrequited or just plain wrong. For all the advances of humanity, for all our technology and tribulations, the one thing we'll probably never learn is how to map that sure-fire path to physical pleasure and emotional happiness. Most of us know exactly what we want in a sexual partner. However, most of us also know that we'll never get it exactly the way we want it.

Enter the Sex Doll.

Sex dolls aren't new. They've been around in some form or another for as long as men have had penises. Lonely, horny males have been inserting their dicks into alternative holes all throughout recorded history. Blow-up love dolls have been in existence since who knows how long. Some folks buy one for function. Some buy one for a joke. You can find a blow-up doll at the finest bachelor parties, sitting right next to the blow-sheep. They're awkward. They're silly. However, the fact remains, they sell and it really doesn't matter WHY they sell.

About ten years ago, the realm of the sex doll took a turn for the amazing. Thanks to silicone and Howard Stern, modern man is able to possess the closest thing to a perfect woman ever invented: The RealDoll (http://www.realdoll.com).

The RealDoll definitely isn't your father's blowup sex toy. RealDolls have skeletons. RealDolls are poseable. When you touch a real doll, it feels soft. The synthetic skins is supple. The boobs are squishy. The genitalia is accessible. Most of all, RealDolls are gorgeous.

Ever since the RealDoll entered the market, things have only gotten better for the consumer. There are now other companies manufacturing these lifelike toys. For instance, Mimicon (http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/DollsTorso_Gallery.htm) sells sex doll torsos made with a different type of skin that the company claims will hold up better than the silicone of the RealDoll. 1ST-PC (http://www.1st-pc.com/Dolls.htm) offers full-sized dolls as well as torsos, feet, breasts and butts for the piecemeal lovers.

Unfortunately, for the adult webmaster, selling sex dolls is not an easy option. The only way to market these grown-up toys is by joining a sponsor, authorized to offer sex-dolls through an online store. As of yet, none of the love doll manufacturers mentioned above, allow affiliate webmasters to promote their fabulous toys directly. This is a shame and we hope that this will change in the future.

Then again, it's no wonder sex doll manufacturers are hesitant to open their products to the average adult webmaster. Love dolls are very expensive, costing hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars. Still cheaper than a hooker every day, but a major expense, nonetheless. One would imagine that love doll makers are cautious because the darn things are massively popular.

Granted, there are the customers that buy them for the sex. Then again, there are plenty of men that buy these elaborate figures for reasons much more personal than sex. Women buy them too. RealDoll produces male versions of their product for both male and female clients. Buyers dress their dolls. Talk to their dolls. Some develop actual emotional attachments to these molded, silicon girl and boyfriends. Some folks buy them simply because they look cool. There are even content producers that create imagery using real realistic sex dolls.

As mentioned, if you want to sell this type of product to surfers, you're going to have to find a sponsor that offers them via an online adult toy store program. Luckily, there's also a hot product on the market that's fun, affordable and they do have an adult webmaster affiliate program.

Fleshlight (http://www.fleshlight.com/main/affiliate_main.php): Fleshlights are wicked cool. They're made with the same, supple materials you would find in a high-end sex doll. These gadgets truly replace the hand. Users can customize their Fleshlight. Want a pussy Fleshlight? Want an oral Fleshlight? Want an anal Fleshlight? Whatever the customer wants, Fleshlight probably makes it.

Mankind might never achieve perfection but that's not going to stop us from trying to manufacture it. Sex dolls are a freaking modern miracle. Eventually, they'll become more affordable and hopefully, someone will let us webmasters sell them.